Birdspan

Bio

Andrew Sun is the cornerstone of Birdspan's Lunch subteam, and in many ways, its entirety. His contributions to the team are primarily nutritional in nature, though the extent to which those contributions reach other team members is a matter of ongoing union dispute.

Andrew arrived at Lunch through a natural selection process: he had food, and was therefore assigned to the subteam. He has since taken the role very seriously — perhaps too seriously. He is reliably the first to get lunch and the last to finish it.

He has his own dedicated section on the main website because he was too large to fit on the main list.

Documented Lunch Log (Sample)

• Andrew is getting lunch
• Andrew is still getting lunch
• Andrew has returned with lunch
• Andrew is eating lunch
• Andrew is still eating lunch
• Andrew is still eating lunch
• Andrew finished eating lunch
• Andrew is getting more lunch
• Andrew has returned with more lunch
• Andrew is eating more lunch
• Andrew is still eating more lunch
• Andrew finished eating more lunch

Stats

Achievements

🍱 Sustained the entire Lunch subteam for multiple seasons (primarily himself)

🌟 Only team member with a dedicated section on the main website

⚖️ Inspired the founding of a formal union through sheer appetite

🏆 Has never once let a meeting end before finishing his food

☀️ Has a last name that describes his mass