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Costco Food Court — Order Form
Submitted by: Andrew Sun  ·  Location: Costco Wholesale, Viera, FL  ·  Date: 2025-11-17
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Customer Information
Name
Andrew Sun
Member Number
I don't have one. Freddy has one. He's outside.
Date
November 17, 2025
Order Details
Item
Pizza Slice (Cheese)
Size
18" (standard)
Quantity
An amount of pizza defined by the smallest number bigger than every finite number m with the following property: there is a formula ϕ(x₁) in the language of first-order set-theory (as presented in the definition of Sat) with less than a googol symbols and x₁ as its only free variable such that: (a) there is a variable assignment s assigning m to x₁ such that Sat([ϕ(x₁)], s), and (b) for any variable assignment t, if Sat([ϕ(x₁)], t), then t assigns m to x₁.
Note from Andrew: This is Rayo's Number. I have written it out in full so there is no ambiguity about how many pizzas I want. I want this many pizzas.
Additional Requests
Extra napkins please
Payment Method
Freddy's membership card (he's outside, I can get him)
Annotations
Cashier Note — T. Hendricks
We cannot fulfill this order. We have 34 pizzas. I have also consulted my manager. We cannot fulfill this order.
Response — Andrew Sun
That honestly sounds like quite a skill issue on your end. The mere concept of you being unable to fulfill my simple order proves your pure incompetency. If you are unable to produce the requested amount, all need to do is simply make more! There is absolutely no reason why you would be unable to do so as the previous Costco I went to was able to. If I hadn't moved here, I would never have bothered coming to this establishment. I am filled with utter disappointment and hate. If hate were written on every cell within my body, it would not equate to one billionth of the hatred I feel for the staff here at this very moment.